Big One: Hey, Mommy. You just need to scratch it like a DJ.
Me: [Pause] Did you just say I need to scratch it like a DJ?
Big One: Yeah, Mommy. You need to scratch it like a DJ. Like this. nuh-nuh [slides his finger back and forth on his headboard]
Me: Like this? [doing my best "scratching it like a DJ impression"]
Big One: That's how you DON'T scratch it like a DJ.
Me: That's not right?
Big One: No! You go like this. nuh-nuh.
Me: Like this? nuh-nuh. [Imitating his finger sliding on the headboard.]
Big One: Yeah! Now jump up and down like a DJ.
Me: Uh, I'll break your bed if I jump up and down like a DJ.
Big One: Oh, ok. Well scratch it like this like a DJ. [scratches his nostril]
Me: DJs scratch their noses?
Big One: Yeah.
Me: I'll pass.
He says he learned this from Ooh and Aah on Playhouse Disney. Who says TV can't be educational?